Pancakes are the shit

Pancakes are the shit

Although I eat too many

And they will kill me

Swings and roundabouts

I don't have a flat

But back home I have a cat

And that is better

Sleeping girlfriend

She's sleeping again

Urge to fart on her rising 

Probably best not

I can't stop pissing

Over worked piss hole

Ammonia scent fills the room

Please make it stop now

Let it all shit out

Shitting is a job

It takes strain and effort too

But it's always fun